It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it! My job is to save the world form I.T.S.E.L.F. one “ort at a time” There are doggies starving everyday all over the world. My job is to find “orts” and eat them as a symbolic protest against dog world hunger. I am also the protector of an “over ort” situation that might occur in DOGiCITY™ where I reside under an assumed name in the “Ort Protection Program” My sidekick Lola shares my same concern for the integrity of our own personal nutritional requirements and is of great value even though she would rather have Filet mignon of prime rib of beef. Our *discerning motto is: “Take refuge in any ort in the storm”