ORT MUTT & LOLA CARTOON CRUSADERS

One might ask, “Who are these two Crusaders called “Ort Mutt” and “Lola?” Why would anybody call himself  “Ort Mutt?” These are valid  questions if you don’t frequent “www.dogicity.net” The truth, if it be known, is that most people don’t even know what an “ort” is. Most sufferers of the N.Y. Times crossword puzzle know. For the record, Merriam Webster defines an “ort” as a morsel left at a meal : a table scrap! So, like it or not, now you know! It doesn’t matter much if to ask yourself: “self, why do I need to know anything about an “ort” anyway?” In this world of chaos and uncertainty, it should be important to everybody that there are entities, fictional or not, who are dedicated to bringing attention to world hunger and its eradication “one table scrap at a time” What sort would ever under estimate an “ort?” It is rumored that Ort Mutt, is the alter-ego of one important male star of a certain comic strip that might be “Cal & Lulu” Ort Mutt is known to hang out with Lola, a femme fatale, in her own right, who has an uncanny resemblance to another “caninecartoons.com” star, Lulu. A coincidence?, we  don’t think so, but who are we to ask such “heady” questions. We will ask our reader/s to investigate this curious relationship by visiting “www.caninecartoons.com” or liking us on Facebook. If you enjoy satire, it is even more ridiculous when you succumb to “Satire Gone to the Dogs”  Carry on your mission, Cal and Lulu, there are lot of orts out there waiting to be attended to.